Stashaholic's Brain Dead Afghan




I'm warning you now. This pattern got its name for a reason. It's a one row repeat. That means you'll be doing hundreds of rows of the same stitch. If you have a short attention span (like me) you might want to vary it with different colours.

Stashaholic's Brain Dead Afghan
(c)Sherri Bondy

Size: Approx 36 x 48 in.

Materials: 18 oz worsted weight
crochet hook 5.5mm

Chain 156 (increase or decrease size by adding/subtracting multiple of 12 stitches )

Row 1: 1 dc in 3rd ch from hook, dc in next ch, *skip 3 ch, 1 sc in next ch, ch 3, 1 dc in each of next 3 ch, rep from * to last 4 ch, skip 3 ch, 1 sc in last ch. TURN

Row 2: Ch 3 (counts as 1 dc), 2 dc in first sc, skip 3 dc, *(sc, ch 3, 3 dc in ch 3 space), skip next 3 dc, rep from * to last 3 dc. Skip 2 dc, sc in top of turning chain. TURN

Rep row 2 until afghan measures 48" .

Fasten off

 
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  • October 6, 2005 ~drew emborsky~ wrote:
    Wow, how many times zones ahead of Houston are you??? Just don't tell me what happens, I like to be surprised...
  • October 10, 2005 LadyLinoleum wrote:
    It's really pretty though!
  • August 14, 2007 Susan Doty wrote:
    I love the name of your afghan.
  • September 2, 2007 Vicki-jo OConnell-Saurer wrote:
    Love this afghan! What a grand site.
  • September 5, 2007 Kathleen wrote:
    okay so i got the chain thing and then the 1st row but once i got to the second row i got confused. Im a beginner at this crocheting stuff so if anyone can help me i would greatly appreciate it..
    1. September 5, 2007 Sherri wrote:
      Could you give me more details on what's confusing you? All of the repeats are done in the loop made by the chain three on the previous row. The trick is to make sure you do the sc in the last stitch at the end of the row or your blanket will become a triangle

      1. September 5, 2007 kathleen wrote:
        thanks that really helped
        1. September 5, 2007 Sherri wrote:
          You're welcome! Believe me, after row 192 you'll be so brain dead with the pattern that you'll wonder what the fuss was

          Give me a shout anytime.

          1. September 5, 2007 CeLisa wrote:
            Found a similar pattern to this for a baby blanket. Smaller, ends up only being a 3x3 square, only one color. Never thought about changing colors. Love the way yours turned out. Working on it for my best friend, with burgandy, hunter green, and the cream.
  • September 15, 2007 Krista wrote:
    How long did this take you? I'm like you - I get bored easily so I tend to make afghans that use a Q hook and multiple strands so they work up in 5-10 hours. But I really like this so I think I'll try it no matter what.
    1. September 15, 2007 Sherri wrote:
      It's hard to say how long it takes me to finish as I never keep track of that sort of thing. I also work on afghans between other projects, and only have a couple of hours a day to work on any projects. It also depends on how big you make it and what yarn. You could always do it larger and with double strands if you want....


      I'm glad you like it Krista, but it's kinda like my favourite saying "how long is a piece of string?" It depends on how long the string is to start with!

      1. September 16, 2007 Krista wrote:
        You're right...I'm going to do it anyway! Maybe not til the new year since I need to pump out 4 or more blankets between now and Christmas...but it's on my favourites so I don't forget about it.
  • October 13, 2007 Tiffany wrote:
    How many rows did you complete of one color before you switched?
    1. October 13, 2007 Sherri wrote:

      Hi Tiffany,

      I'm not exactly sure, but I think it was around 5. I tend to keep my colour changes in odd numbered sequences because I think it looks better (principle of design). You can do whatever looks best to you though. You could even change it every row if you want.

      The most important thing is to NOT forget the sc at the end of the row. If you do, eventually your blanket will slope up and you will have a triangle


  • October 19, 2007 Cheryl Doussept wrote:
    I really like this stitch I think it's freaky I'm currently working on it but I see how it can get a bit boring after a while but I love it the way you did it with the different colors
    1. October 21, 2007 Sherri wrote:
      Thanks Cheryl - now you know why I change it up a bit - just to keep myself awake!

  • October 20, 2007 Zena wrote:
    Hi Sherry, I am attempting to do this afghan and also would like to try the ghan for damon. Do you have instructions for that afghan also. I love your work. I haven't been crocheting that long but love doing it.
  • October 20, 2007 Zena wrote:
    Sherri, sorry for the wrong spelling of your name...let my daughter do the typing for me
    1. October 21, 2007 Sherri wrote:
      No worries - I get it all the time

      Thank you for your compliments - I love both of the ghans. Unfortunately the one I did for Damon comes from a leaflet so I can't share it with you. It does show up on ebay from time to time, but I believe it's out of print. Just search by the name on the pattern in this post.

      http://stashaholic.com/2006/02/21/baby-boom.aspx

  • November 13, 2007 Claudia wrote:
    I really enjoyed making the "brain-dead afghan" I made it in 3 colours with a row of white inbetween looks great I made it when I needed something simple didn't require too much concentration. Thanks
  • November 20, 2007 Nancy wrote:
    O my gosh!! I was just looking for something simple that I would not forget, or lose my place. Thank you so much , I am on my way to my daughter's for turkey day and we have an eight hour drive. I am set. Thanks and have a happy Thanksgiving to all.
  • March 23, 2008 Debbie wrote:
    I stumbled across this while looking for something new to crochet. I love doing this pattern and have been using it for the last 25 years at least. I have done it with baby yarn and chunky yarn and everything in between. I like it because it works up fast and I can watch TV or talk to friends and still crochet. Glad to see so many people like it too. Keep up the good work one and all!!!
  • March 31, 2008 Linda wrote:
    I usually do ripple pattern due to so easy but this is beyond easy. Thanks for the brain dead pattern.
  • June 10, 2008 Jacky wrote:
    Brill - just what I've been looking for, on the hook as soon as it's been read!!
    Thank you
  • June 11, 2008 (((((HUGS))))) sandi wrote:
    How lovely! (((((HUGS))))) sandi
  • June 17, 2008 Debbie wrote:
    This is my new favorite "relaxing" afghan pattern. It looks much more complicated than it is.
    I used some of the new Bernat satin colors and it turned out beautiful. It is an easy afghan to do while watching T.V.
    It would make a beautiful one-piece afghan for anyone!
    1. June 30, 2008 Sherri wrote:
      I'm glad that you liked it. Once you're past the second row you're on auto-pilot.

  • July 8, 2008 Jeni wrote:
    Hi I wanted to let you know I used this pattern to make some washcloths they came out very fast and very nice. I am using them as gifts.. Hope you don't mind and Thank you so much for the pattern!

    all i did was chain 48 with a I hook (I crochet tightly) using cotton PNC, Took about 45 minutes a washcloth cause I am a slow crocheter too lol.

    Thanks so much for the pattern its marvelous.
    1. July 8, 2008 Sherri wrote:
      You're more than welcome

      I've used it for dishcloths, dishtowels, pillow covers and scarves - it is a very versatile pattern.

  • July 8, 2008 amy wrote:
    Instead of brain dead you should call it addiction blanket, once you start you can not stop.
  • July 8, 2008 amy wrote:
    Can you show me a close up of this blanket?
  • August 11, 2008 Jill Smith wrote:
    Thank you so much for this lovely pattern. Being the olympics, I had to have a project in my lap while I spend hours in front of the TV. I found your pattern and ran for the stash of yarn. My fiance claims I have too much yarn. How silly is that! Anyway, I am working through the stash and this pattern is working up beautifully in a cream worsted weight that I probably bought 15 years ago. I struggled with the ending of the rows just prior to the turn but finally got it.
    1. October 16, 2008 Nancy wrote:
      How funny! I make an afghan every winter Olympics for the same reason. I'm starting this one now because I had a make a baby afghan a few months back and found the pattern and wanted to try it that badly.
  • October 4, 2008 liana wrote:
    question....

    i'm new to crocheting, so i was wondering if you do any video tutorials on like youtube of some of your patterns/work. like kathleen in earlier posts i get confused on row 2, and although i'm sure your explanation was very clear to most people i'm just thick-headed! thanks.
    1. October 4, 2008 Sherri wrote:
      Unfortunately I don't have the ability to do video tutorials

  • October 15, 2008 Karen wrote:
    Sherri,

    Thank you sooo much for this pattern! I love how easily it works up. I am time crunched with xmas prezzies for neighbors and this pattern is the perfect solution! I have never made washcloths or dishtowels...any guidelines for a newbie?? Thanks for making my crafting fun!
    1. October 21, 2008 Sherri wrote:
      Thanks so much - I'm a bit rusty but I believe it's a 12 stitch repeat so any variation of that number should work well.

  • November 4, 2008 Diane wrote:
    I'm new to this crocheting stuff but everyone's comments have encouraged me to try it. It is the first row that always gets to me--any suggestions? Is it better to chain loosely? I'd like to use a soft yarn, should I then use a smaller hook?
  • November 5, 2008 Amber wrote:
    I found this web site that has pic tutorials for crochet stitches. Just look for the crochet stitch videos
  • December 20, 2008 Arlene wrote:
    Stumbled on this pattern and read all the comments- immediately printed it out and can't wait to try it. I have some purple, lavendar and white yarn for a Granddaughter's afghan but couldn't decide on a pattern. You solved my problem !! This will be my project for the new year. Thanks ! Will let you know how it turns out. Happy Holidays to all.
  • December 24, 2008 mandi wrote:
    i just started this 4 days ago. im using red hearts camouflage yarn and a P hook. its amazing. its coming along so soft and huge! its about 3 feet across and im on my 3rd skein of yarn. im trying to make it long enough for my 6'3" boyfriend. lol great pattern. i LOVE it!
  • January 14, 2009 Gwen Porter wrote:
    Hi Sherri:
    You are amazing!! Do you have the pattern for the BabyGhan you did for Damon? I absolutely love it!!! Is it a knit crochet combo? I sure would love to have the pattern!
    Thanks!
    Gwen Porter
    San Diego, CA
    1. January 17, 2009 Sherri wrote:
      Thanks so much Gwen - it's always nice to hear someone appreciates the work we put into our craft.

      That pattern is all crochet. When I did it the pattern was out of print (but available on ebay). I've been told they've re-issued it but I can't find a link on the Leisure Arts site.

      Leisure Arts #191, Baby's Best to Knit and Crochet is the link to the pattern on Ravelry.

  • January 25, 2009 April wrote:
    This is a fabulous pattern but once again my gauge is too TIGHT. Grrr ... Even using a J hook, I'm still a whoppin' 9 inches too narrow. Frog, frog, frog.

    Maybe an "L"?

    All that aside, thanks for posting such a great pattern!
  • January 31, 2009 Vivian wrote:
    I love your wedding afghan. I would love to have the pattern if you give out please.
    1. January 31, 2009 Sherri wrote:
      That pattern is part of a Leisure Arts book so unfortunately I am not able to share it with you. I believe the book is still available, so I'm sure you can find it in a local Michael's or Joanns.

  • March 8, 2009 Edie wrote:
    I'm new to crocheting. Is this afghan made in one piece or in strips?
  • March 13, 2009 Carol wrote:
    I LOVE this pattern! I'm pretty new to crocheting (I've only made a dishcloth before this!) but this pattern is so easy - and it looks beautiful! I'm making it (much) larger - I chained 480! - as a bridal gift for my niece. I just hope I get it done in time. Thanks for sharing it!!
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