Things I learned about Knitting Socks today

  1. You can use a wine glass charm for a stitch marker, however it is not as fun if you don’t have wine to put in a glass.
  2. The only set of sock needles you don’t have a spare for will be the one you lost on the bus.
  3. Do not attempt to knit lace on a dark bus at night. No good can come of it.
  4. The amount of time you spend tinking (unknitting) your mistakes will be twice that of what you spent knitting them in the first place.
  5. Always have wine on hand before knitting socks. (see point #1).

Consider this a Public Service Announcement to knitters everywhere.

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