Living Will

My sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and  fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She’s such a bitch.

Disclaimer: My sister did not do this to me (I have three of them and any one would have been likely to do it though…). Rather my sister-by-choice Sue sent it to me and I couldn’t resist posting it here!