Stashaholic’s Brain Dead Afghan

I’m warning you now. This pattern got its name for a reason. It’s a one row repeat. That means you’ll be doing hundreds of rows of the same stitch. If you have a short attention span (like me) you might want to vary it with different colours.

Stashaholic’s Brain Dead Afghan
(c)Sherri Bondy

Size:  36 x 48 in. blocked

Materials: 18 oz worsted weight
crochet hook 5.5mm

Chain 156 (increase or decrease size by adding/subtracting multiple of 12 stitches )

Row 1: 1 dc in 3rd ch from hook, dc in next ch, *skip 3 ch, 1 sc in next ch, ch 3, 1 dc in each of next 3 ch, rep from * to last ch, 1 sc in last ch. TURN

Row 2: Ch 3 (counts as 1 dc), 2 dc in first sc, skip 3 dc, *(sc, ch 3, 3 dc in ch 3 space), skip next 3 dc, rep from * to last 3 dc. Skip 2 dc, sc in top of turning chain. TURN

Rep row 2 until afghan measures 48″ .

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