Gangster of Yarn
Some call me the Gangster of Yarn
Some people call me Sherri
'Cause I speak of the gathering of Stash
People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby, don't worry
'Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, tangled in yarn
'Cause I'm a knitter, I'm a quilter
I'm a crocheter and I'm a sewer
I do my crocheting in the sun
I'm a joker, I'm a hooker
I'm a pattern looker
I do my stashin' on the run
'Cause I'm a knitter, I'm a quilter
I'm a crocheter and I'm a sewer
I do my crocheting in the sun
I'm a joker, I'm a hooker
I'm a pattern looker
I do my stashin' on the run
Wooo Wooooo
You're the cutest thing that I ever did see
I really love your yarn, wannna sheer your sheep
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey with all the yarn
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure keep you in stitches
'Cause I'm a knitter, I'm a quilter
I'm a crocheter and I'm a sewer
I do my crocheting in the sun
I'm a joker, I'm a hooker
I'm a pattern looker
I do my stashin' on the run
'Cause I'm a knitter, I'm a quilter
I'm a crocheter and I'm a sewer
I do my crocheting in the sun
I'm a joker, I'm a hooker
I'm a pattern looker
I do my stashin' on the run
Wooo Woooo
People keep talking about me, baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong, doin you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
'Cause I'm right here tangled in yarn
You're the cutest thing that I ever did see
I really love your yarn, wannna pet your sheep
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey with all the yarn
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you good stash
See why I never auditioned to the Idol shows? I'm going back to my hooks now. Singing career over. Be grateful.
Brilliant!! Heh
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You are a freaking riot!! That is just so darn funny.
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"....tangled in yarn." *Snicker* Too funny!
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I just love it Sherri! Can't wait to hear you sing it at the next Hookups or knitter's guild meeting! Hey, maybe I'll join you! (Seriously joking!)
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Thanks...now that song (the orig) is stuck in my head.
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omg, too funny! I remember the song well, and omgx2 I will not be able to get the song out of my head now, grrrr, LOL
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Such talent!! You need to be on t.v.
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Wanna pet your sheep. Now that's an attention grabber! Now this song will be in my head all day.
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Very funny! You've made my afternoon! Thank you.
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That's hilarious!!! You should send it in to a magazine or something!
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